Punch the bitch in the stomach or play it cool?:lol: O'Doyle rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:dancefool
Patrick_Bateman AKA Cee_MoNEY Joined Aug 12, 2008 Messages 992 Tokens Sep 29, 2008 #1 Punch the bitch in the stomach or play it cool?:lol: O'Doyle rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrcrash New member Joined Oct 6, 2007 Messages 786 Tokens Sep 29, 2008 #2 Tell him when he grows up, if he joins a gambling forum to use the name Patrick_Bateman.
texansfan Member Joined Dec 12, 2006 Messages 16,073 Tokens Sep 29, 2008 #3 Your woman prefers that I don't use one, but thanks for asking.
Devilwoman Not banned Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 4,877 Tokens Sep 30, 2008 #5 It doesn't matter you can't get pregnant from ass sex you homo.
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 16,979 Tokens Sep 30, 2008 #7 Pick up the pillow, squirt underneath it, return it to original position, then just act like nothing happened.
Pick up the pillow, squirt underneath it, return it to original position, then just act like nothing happened.
JakeT. New member Joined Apr 21, 2002 Messages 28,149 Tokens Sep 30, 2008 #9 You can only turn em inside out and wash em so many times before those fuckers snap.
WorldNumberOne Self appointed RX World Champion Handicapper Joined Nov 20, 2001 Messages 15,052 Tokens Sep 30, 2008 #10 What do you do when your condom breaks???? doesnt matter .. all you're doing is masturbating . why do you even wear one while jacking off ? are you afraid your hand is going to get pregnant ?
What do you do when your condom breaks???? doesnt matter .. all you're doing is masturbating . why do you even wear one while jacking off ? are you afraid your hand is going to get pregnant ?
MikeB Scottcarter was caught making out with Caitlin Jen Joined Feb 2, 2008 Messages 12,927 Tokens Sep 30, 2008 #11 Since you are on the receiving end, does it matter?
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 16,979 Tokens Sep 30, 2008 #12 Sinceit is impossible for a sheep to be impregnated by human sperm is it even worth discussing?
DennizdaMenace EL BANDITO Joined Apr 10, 2007 Messages 3,721 Tokens Sep 30, 2008 #13 World Number One said: What do you do when your condom breaks???? doesnt matter .. all you're doing is masturbating . why do you even wear one while jacking off ? are you afraid your hand is going to get pregnant ? Click to expand... No...He just does not want to soil his Winny the Pooh bedsheets and have his momma see it in the wash
World Number One said: What do you do when your condom breaks???? doesnt matter .. all you're doing is masturbating . why do you even wear one while jacking off ? are you afraid your hand is going to get pregnant ? Click to expand... No...He just does not want to soil his Winny the Pooh bedsheets and have his momma see it in the wash
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 16,979 Tokens Sep 30, 2008 #14 Denniz da Menace said: Why buy condoms when a pair of cute feet is enough to make you blow a load? Click to expand... Tough Actin Chopnactin
Denniz da Menace said: Why buy condoms when a pair of cute feet is enough to make you blow a load? Click to expand... Tough Actin Chopnactin
GasMan Member Joined Apr 14, 2006 Messages 25,963 Tokens Oct 1, 2008 #15 Just apologize to him and offer some tissue. If that doesnt work, toss his salad till you get it all out. Some call it felching. Whatever you choose, good luck.
Just apologize to him and offer some tissue. If that doesnt work, toss his salad till you get it all out. Some call it felching. Whatever you choose, good luck.
